What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…